A bit of this, a bit of that; ADHD at it's finest.
I just hope I can really dictate the hilarity of what my husband said to me last night as we were about to drift off to sleep… Sleep apenea is a disorder in which some folks actually stop breathing in their sleep. My husband has this manageable issue, and with the help of a C-pap machine, he sleeps comfortably. The C-pap is worn like a mask over the nose and mouth (think Darth Vader) and blows a constant blast of air directly into his face as he sleeps. I’ve tried on the mask and it feels like you have your head hanging out a car window at 65mph. I couldn’t stand it! As he was suiting up for a good nights rest, I asked my dozing husband how he could stand that thing blowing in his face. He responded; I think back on fond memories in my life…. like when I would take my motorcycle out for a ride; the blast of wind in my face so strong, it would make my eyes water. Or like… when I would drive my speedboat standing up. The air rushing over the windshield would make my cheeks flap, or… like… going on… a hayride.